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Look at all that underwear.
Isn't it beautiful?
It's like a dream come true.
It's like the dawning of the age of lovely intimate things.

-- Berthold (Eric Idle), The Adventures of Baron Munchausen

Many people think that if they were only in some other place, or had some other job, they would be happy. Well, that is doubtful. So get as much happiness out of what you are doing as you can and don't put off being happy until some future date.

-- Dale Carnegie

We find no real satisfaction or happiness in life without obstacles to conquer and goals to achieve.

-- Maxwell Maltz

"When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion."

-- Abraham Lincoln

"Few of us ever live in the present, we are forever anticipating what is to come or remembering what has gone, and this I do also."

"To live is not only to exist...To live is to feel, and the senses have more to teach than the mind. More, at least, for the immediate moment. It is better, sometimes, to simply feel, to simply be."

"I rode toward a turning point in my life. I do not know why I knew this, and yet I did know it."

-- Louis L'Amour, from Bendigo Shafter

"It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper."

-- Rod Serling

"I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything."

-- Jerry Seinfeld

After watching several bad movies lately, this one seems appropriate...

"Sure the body count in this movie bothers me, but what are you gonna do? It's what everybody likes. At least it's not an awful body count - it's a fun body count."

-- Bonnie Bedelia

"It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off."

-- Woody Allen

Here's a Babylon 5 salute to our economy...

"Zathras look at budget deficit, says, not good. Stop spending. But no one ever listen to Zathras. But one day, everybody listen. Then, Zathras elected. Zathras will be great president. Someday even have face printed on money. Then, everybody have Zathras face in pants. It is good to be president."

-- J. Michael Straczynski, Babylon 5 Creator/Writer/Producer

Attempting to describe the size of the Web during a recent full-immersion websurfing weekend...

"It is a huge largeness that is vast and big."

-- Lori Holuta, CocoaJava webmistress

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.

-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Farming looks easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from a cornfield.

-- Dwight D. Eisenhower